Me before social events
you can always tell who has the most social confidence by who blows their nose in class
the amount of hair i lose in the shower really concerns me
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it
Shoot him damnit. You have a gun. Win! Kill him! No! Don’t give him a speech!
You’re running out of time in a dangerous situation and you stop to kiss??
Girl rapping makes boy choke: Rap battle
Oh shit 😂
all of em lying “WE JUST CHILLIN. WE AINT DOIN NOTHIN.”
what type of shit is this?
Salute a real bitch when u see one.
Oh fuck this just reminds me of high school.
acting cool but checking out the booty like