therealhamster:

just remembered that I set up my dick as one of my finger prints on my phone while drunk one night. i can unlock my phone with my dick head. 2014 is amazing

lifehackable:

This is so important

lifehackable:

This is so important

filharmagic:

how come you never see Troy and Gabrielle fucking acting in the first High School Musical. they’re auditioning for a play. a play with words. words need spoken. stage directions need be taken. what even is the plot of that musical. did anyone go to see it. how come Sharpay and her gay brother didn’t get supporting roles actually wait fuck were there any supporting roles? what is the high school musical in high school musical. why does ryan keep wearing hats.

abbie-rebeccca:

i wish i had nice boobs, and a nice stomach and a nice everything 

safetyslut:

Blue is the Warmest Color (2013)

thisiswhiteculture:

evolutia:

swallowthatshit:

gang0fwolves:

wussut:

sizvideos:

4 Year Old Foils Babysitter’s Robbery Plot - Video

Let’s just blame the black guy…

believe a little girl in 30 seconds but won’t believe the black man after 5 hours….lol ok.

Says a lot.

It really does. I think it’s wonderful that she told that truth however, this is a prime example of white privilege. At 4 years old, she actually had systematic power over the fate of a Black male. White privilege is a very real and impactful thing.

a white 4 year old’s word is more important than a grown black man

wow

marshmallowfluffwoman:

Normalize fat women’s bodies. Normalize public breastfeeding. Normalize home births and midwives and reproductive autonomy. Normalize body hair on women.
Reject the notion that women are to be regulated and controlled and pressured to conform to societal standards.

hurleyslut:

andy hurley more like

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turtle-pirate:

Jake’s mom is a total badass

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and vanilla frosting

stannisbarathcon:

who writes these lines?? who is the smartass fucker that writes these?? it makes me sick

officialbreakfast:

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

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vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you.